Da PurpleNinja: You Probably Won't Make It Review

Konnichiwa minna-san (which means hello everyone in Japanese).  This week, instead of my usual anime blogs, which I know you love sooo much, I'm gonna do a review of a COMPUTER GAME!! Daa daaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I know, I know, how nerdy of me. I feel like Gregar and SkyeBlue. Ok then moving on...

 Level 6 of You Probably Won't Make It.

For those who don't know, You Probably Won't Make It is one of the hardest internet downloadable games. You are a little black blob-erface (yes, I add on random crap to words...) that has to get to the little door at a point in each level. However, there are spikes. Lots of them. Which means lots and lots of blood. So don't play if you're not into violence and gore, or if you absolutely cannot stand the site of drawn in blood on computer games... just saying. There are also  high platforms, that are difficult. Very difficult.  Trust me, I'm stuck on level six, and haven't got close to passing it. (Most of the time I just end up quitting after dieing at least 100 times in a row.) It's a frustrating, angering, destructive, will-hurt-your-head-and-destroy-your-life game. Translation: It's very fun and a great distraction from your homework. (If any students are reading this, you can just blow off your homework and play it. If any teachers are reading this, I do not advise ignoring your homework to play computer games. Please don't fail me Mrs. Young. I was only joking ok?) 

Anyways... back to the game....

The download link is here, it's easy to install (just unzip the folder), and has no viruses. Controls are the arrow keys and the space bar (I think... I don't remember...).  Have fun!

Sayonara!

P.S: Don't murder your computer (or me) if you get mad....

P.P.S: If you're failing too much at the game, just watch this guy play (WARNING: some strong language and random freak-outs...)

P.P.P.S: You probably won't make it. Get it? It's the name of the game, and I just.... oh whatever. You're probably not paying attention anyway.